Tales of Fake

I am le tired!
Today, a bunch of first graders started me preaching about the existence of "une" in French! I was about to tell them "Look, I'm older and I studied French for like seven years- actually 12, but only for the first seven I was paying attention- and I think I know a little bit more than you." but I restrained myself.
I want to buy a book called "A safe place", but I can't find it anywhere. Well, actually that's a lie because I only looked in one book store. I'm gonna go look for it right now^^

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